With a little help..

Some porksome veggiessome rice
And a little help from Uncle Bens: Tikka Masala

We can't be inventing everything always!

Voila! One tasty meal in minutes!

No eating nicely with knife and fork

just eat like you want, with a spoon, with a fork,

or with your bread.

Put your plate on your lap, on the floor on the table,

and don't forget

in this house you can lick it if you want.